But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I understand Curling. That high.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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