mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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