i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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