Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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