its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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