hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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