We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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