The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
