if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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