I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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