Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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