Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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