Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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