Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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