Bisexual people are plain selfish.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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