i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Randomize
