Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
NoShamevember. You game?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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