Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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