there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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