Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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