You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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