summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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