We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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