i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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