Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
is it fun? or sober?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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