I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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