Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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