I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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