I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
This is my life. Enjoy the view
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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