You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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