there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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