i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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