I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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