Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
