This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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