can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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