he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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