Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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