I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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