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(305): View more from Florida

Goddamnit I hate your level headedness

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(503): View more from Oregon

Buhtt sex?

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(916): View more from California

I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?

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(415): View more from California

Feeling better?

(720): View more from Colorado

I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.

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(253): View more from Washington

We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.

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