Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Pooping to opera.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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