Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
wanna go halves on a baby?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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