Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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