Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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