have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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