If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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