Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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