I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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