in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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