I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Can I color on your dick again?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
