I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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