I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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