your parents love me but you hate me
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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