Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Umm I'm too high to move.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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